lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it
phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!
by bigbonza August 04, 2012
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Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.
Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
by PandasPaw March 17, 2021
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Knotty Lumbered

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.
Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.
by Mpilgerz July 08, 2020
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Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.
"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"
by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013
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Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.
Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.
by sanfred November 02, 2011
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lumber boy

(noun, derogative) A term exclusively used for a rare occurrence during which a person with a penis can't seem to make it go down in the morning.
Babe: Mmm, baby, look at what you've got going down there.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.

Guy: Ohhh.
by cat_lover_199 January 03, 2021
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Lumber jack

To jack off in the middle of a forest or lumber yard.
Person 1: I'm going to Home Depot to lumber jack
Person 2: I enjoy the forest
by Shish Kabober February 08, 2022
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