by bigbonza August 04, 2012
Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.
Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
by PandasPaw March 17, 2021
‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.
Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.
by Mpilgerz July 08, 2020
by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013
Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.
I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.
Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.
I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.
Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.
by sanfred November 02, 2011
(noun, derogative) A term exclusively used for a rare occurrence during which a person with a penis can't seem to make it go down in the morning.
Babe: Mmm, baby, look at what you've got going down there.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.
Guy: Ohhh.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.
Guy: Ohhh.
by cat_lover_199 January 03, 2021
by Shish Kabober February 08, 2022