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Lube

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.
by nomanito December 30, 2016
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Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
by OliverS May 5, 2005
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Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
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lube

by pandy101096 April 2, 2014
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Youtube and lube

After Jerome left his wife, it was no longer Hulu and hang it was Youtube and lube.
by CherrySprinkles November 13, 2015
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lube boy

The gayest cock sucker named Devin wine getting oil all over him and getting a impact with a 3 inch wide drill bit in the ass.
That lube boy is likening dumb fuck hicks
by Hauntedwoods January 18, 2017
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lube dispenser

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Made popular by the Anal only lifestyle group.
Marissa loves it when I go straight to anal sex without touching her pussy first. She gets so horny that her pussy becomes a literal Lube Dispenser that keeps her asshole nice and wet.
by Shady@Best July 3, 2017
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