More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.
by Kaiserdriver December 18, 2014
The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
Bro! What did you just fling at my face?
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
by whippersnapper February 1, 2012
The sex syrup produced by the genitals of either a man or a woman during sexual arousal and/or while climaxing.
I was so turned on that I spattered her face with my love lotion the moment she pulled out my spunkstick.
by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007
(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
This is when you jack off and jizz in a small lotion bottle and leave it on your friends girlfriends or wifes bathroom sink for them to use in the future.
Man, Jose's wife is a hotty. I would love to slip her the man meat. Since I cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. Hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.
by Silk Brah March 29, 2008
Noun: Term used to refer to the popular tonic wine Buckfast. Can also refer to other cheap alcoholic drinks favoured by the youth of Scotland, and is often associated with petty crime, hooliganism, and raucous house parties.
In other news this week, a spate of burglaries have occured in the Govan area. Police suspect Commotion Lotion to have been taken by the suspects.
by CuntFaeEmbra April 27, 2011
Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.
Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."
by PeeBee February 1, 2004