longboard truck

a great way of smashin a bitches face up.

Me: (drags in knocked out chick) Hey look what we got you man.
Ryan: Are those fuckin longboard truck marks on her face?
Me: We wouldn't have it any other way buddy.
Ryan: You guys are the best.

by the mello December 29, 2007

Longboating

The act of giving to blowjobs vigorously. Motor boating two males.

She longboated Britt and Germaine after the bars.

Yes, she is into longboating.

by Longboating June 2, 2014

neville longbooty

The biggest farter in the h.p universe, causes earthquakes.

Harry Potter: Ahh!Neville Longbooty strikes again!

by Uwb2isvrisvw9wivs8eorbgo May 3, 2018

Nevil Longbottomed

The transition for a (most likely make) actor from his dorky teen year to his hottness supreem prime. Like the actor that played nevil longbottom from the popular Harry Potter franchise, Matthew Lewis. Mathew was a cute chubby kid, but evolved into a very dorky teen, like one of those weird second forms of a new generation Pokémon. But low and behold, after the Harry Potter ended, he became so hot that most of us honestly couldn’t even recognize him as Neville anymore.

Example: Remember woody, from the suite life on deck? Yeah we’ll go look him up now, we’ve been nevil longbottomed again boys

by kirika February 5, 2018

Longboarder

A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego.

To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:

- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading

Person 1:Hey want to go do something?

Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard

Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.

Longboarder:No gays allowed.

Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.

Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.

(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)

by Carl Dowling October 8, 2009

longboard

its when someone that can't skateboard gets on a longer skateboard and tries to skateboard. its also for hipsters

dude you longboard? you must be a hipster!

by shadowx March 12, 2014

longboard

the nickname for my boyfriends/any guy who skates or surfs penis

chris: wanna ride my longboard?

me: shut up

by laurner March 28, 2009