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The Loko List

Website created by college students to broadcast the amazing drunk stories that come out of a night with Four Loko or any other type of alcohol
Yo I got hammered off loko and streaked at a little league baseball game, so I posted my story on The Loko List at www.thelokolist.com
by The Loko Legend November 20, 2010
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Soy Loko

A mixed drink popularized by New Jersey suburbanites that contains one part Four Loko to one part soy milk.
Hey Johnny, you and the boys wanna swing through and pregame with some soy lokos?
by syrupjoe1 January 27, 2012
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Four Loko

Four Loko is the devil in a can symptoms include hallucinations, passing out, fire breathing, drowning without being in water, random dancing
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Faux Loko

An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.
I got so fucked up after drinking three cans of Faux Loko at the party last night!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2022
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Four Twenty Loko

Four Loko with cannabis added. It is usually prepared by dissolving a THC tincture or cannabis edible in a can of Four Loko. Consumption of Four Twenty Loko causes extreme intoxication, known as being cross-faded.
After making a Four Twenty Loko with 20 mg of THC tincture, I got so cross-faded that I couldn't leave the couch.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 4, 2022
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Four Loko

The official drink of blacked out obnoxious bitches
Stupid Bitch #1: I feel like falling down the stairs and ruining the party tonight

Stupid Bitch #2: We should get some Four Loko's. That way we can talk shit about how much we can drink and then pass out after we drink half of one
by PaBRO EscBRObar September 23, 2010
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four loko

a fine malt beverage capturing the essence of thug life. specifically brewed for the consumption of true G's. one of these drinks can cause one to concoct words not known in the English dictionary. warning not meant for the consumption of pregnant bezzies due to the risk of birth defects, such as giving birth to sasquatch like creatures.
damn bud.....................u had 2 four loko's!?.......................u ma hero bud
by omie the homie April 11, 2010
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