Locker-box

Being able to stick both your cock and balls into the vagina.

"i locker-boxed" that puck bunny last night

by wyse May 20, 2008

Locker Room Talk

The crude, vulgar, offensive and often sexual trade of comments guys pass to each other, usually in high school locker rooms. Exists solely for the purpose of male comedy and is not meant to be taken seriously.

Jenny overheard me calling her a cum dumpster when I was out with the guys last night. I told her it was just locker room talk and she totally forgot about it.

by SpyderNinja July 29, 2009

locker

Storage for tiny people.

Let's go shove Ned in a locker.

by BB48 October 23, 2005

Fart Locker

A persons ass.

Wow, the fart locker is working overtime today.

by Domenic April 23, 2003

Jiggaboo Jones Locker

The unspeakable riches of a powerful Nigger Pirate that terrorized the Cape of Storms in Southern Africa. Nobody speaks of this treasure, because it's said that if anyone finds it the world will be overcome with niggerdom due to the unimaginable amount of treasure he possessed.

Arg matey!! Have ye heeeerd of JiggaBoo Jones Locker?

by Spatshulitsa February 24, 2011

hurt locker

noun. a period of immense, inescapable physical or emotional pain

This recession has been a real hurt locker.

She did not forsee her actions as contributing to the hurt locker she would soon be in.

"That last track meet- Man, what a hurt locker!"

by Justiferous August 29, 2009

Food Locker

A common practice amongst high school students. The ideas is for you and a friend "pimp" out a locker in various decorations and cram it with as much food as possible. Some ideas for decorations could include a tranquility fountain, flashing lights, disco balls, and pics of sporting events. However, the main object is to fill it with as much food as humanly possible; food would include candy bars, sodas, lollipops and nutritious snacks (in case your friend thinks he should be on the diet or in case your trying to drop a hint to your friend that he's a little on the heavy side.) The most important thing to remember of course is that its creativity and originalilty that count the most.

Dude 1: Have you seen Phil and Ed's food locker?
Dude 2: Naw, but I hear that thing is "pimped" wit a tranquility fountain and a flashing light.
Dude 1: Really!??!
Dude 2: Yeah, I might jus have to call that the Party Locker!
Dude 1: Sweet

by 1025 November 5, 2004