"Ligma" is referring to "lick my"
So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"
So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"
by Kolas twof June 13, 2018
Get the Ligma mug.ligatt - to stretch the truth to unimaginable lengths in order to compensate for an extremely small male appendage.
To ligatt is to make up something so far fetched that when examined, it unravels. For example, "I drove my car to the moon today"
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by moo March 17, 2005
Get the ligia mug.LIGMA fokken balle disease is airborne highly infectious bacteria that currently affects or has affected 85% of the US population, LIGMA is capable of cross species infection including humans,apes and avians . LIGMA'S symptoms usually include hypoxia, heart palpitations, skin lesions, blue hair, necrosis, fever and paralysis. LIGMA has a mortality rate of nearly 90%, there is currently no known cure for LIGMA. LIGMA was discovered on January second 2015 but it was only spreading in Madagascar so no one cared. Active cure research and high awareness for the disease was truly raised when popular fortnite} streamer ninja was diagnosed with LIGMA, ninja died shortly after diagnosis.
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Get the LIGMA mug.The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.
"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"
"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"
"Wow, need a Starbucks?"
"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"
"Wow, need a Starbucks?"
"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
by Jill A. February 9, 2008
Get the YouTubal Ligation mug.Everyone here might be like. Hahah ligma balls, no. Ligma is a serious condition that causes things u can’t even imagine. Have u ever broke a bone. It’s actually because the ligma virus attaches to your bone and when you hit your bone in a certain way it breaks it. It can also develop into SUGMA witch is very rare. The government makes us believe ligma is a joke but it’s not. Anyone who gets it is secretly treated by the FBI every night. Also doctors say people die of old age, NO! When your born you have a ligma cell in your body that grows throughout your life. Sometimes it grows a little to fast and you die younger than others, it depends. This is not a joke. When they said Ninja died of ligma they were not joking. He died of ligma and the FBI overnight treated and did surgery on him to revive him and erased his memory so he said I didn’t die of ligma. From now on if something is up and It hurts blame it on ligma because it’s coming for us all and we don’t even know it.
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