Black Lightsaber

When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'

Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off

by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023

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lightsaber

a plasma based energy sword that can cut nearly anything.

your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

by therealcaptainrex September 29, 2023

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lightsaber ripstart

When you have a blue lightsaber and you ripstart your ass so hard you bleed. Then the mix of the blood and the blue lightsaber turns it purple. This is the unknown reason of why Mace Windoo has a purple lightsaber.

Luke: How does he have a purple lightsaber?
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart

by RipStartGod May 3, 2020

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