The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021
Get the Marker lightsabermug. by Glitchrunner March 13, 2022
Get the Lightsaberedmug. When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'
Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off
by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023
Get the Black Lightsabermug. lightsaber is a cringy way to describe a dick.
usually used in mlm wattpad stories. Don't use it and don't try to be different it is just dumb 😭
usually used in mlm wattpad stories. Don't use it and don't try to be different it is just dumb 😭
Boy 1: Ay dude check out my lightsaber!
Boy 2: Ayo that's big as... it's not gay because i'm wearing socks 😍
Boy 2: Ayo that's big as... it's not gay because i'm wearing socks 😍
by cheeseburger568 June 4, 2022
Get the Lightsabermug. by anonymous March 23, 2022
Get the Lightsabermug. When you are using a fluorescent condom on a half-hard penis to move it in circulars moves. You also can turn off your lightsaber by giving a hip impulsion to throw your penis to your back, between the thighs and then quickly tighten your legs
by PigeonCorp December 5, 2019
Get the Lightsaberingmug. When you have a blue lightsaber and you ripstart your ass so hard you bleed. Then the mix of the blood and the blue lightsaber turns it purple. This is the unknown reason of why Mace Windoo has a purple lightsaber.
Luke: How does he have a purple lightsaber?
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart
by RipStartGod May 3, 2020
Get the lightsaber ripstartmug.