Lightsabering

When you are using a fluorescent condom on a half-hard penis to move it in circulars moves. You also can turn off your lightsaber by giving a hip impulsion to throw your penis to your back, between the thighs and then quickly tighten your legs

I couldn't have a good erection to fuck this girl so, instead, I do lightsabering

by PigeonCorp December 5, 2019

Lightsabered

Tiktok creator known for starwars content

Lightsabered made a new tiktok

by Glitchrunner March 13, 2022

Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021

Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

lightsaber ripstart

When you have a blue lightsaber and you ripstart your ass so hard you bleed. Then the mix of the blood and the blue lightsaber turns it purple. This is the unknown reason of why Mace Windoo has a purple lightsaber.

Luke: How does he have a purple lightsaber?
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart

by RipStartGod May 3, 2020

Lightsaber

a glow in the dark large wand

what the hell is that
“oh its just a lightsaber, a pretty stupid weapon if u ask me"

by Yipppyyy February 17, 2022

Lightsaber

A short laser pointer

"Ow,he hit me with a lightsaber"

by Brian The Worder June 18, 2022