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Foggy Lighthouse

When there is a foggy window/mirror, you press your penis and balls up against it. Making your penis the lighthouse and your balls the rocks below it.
Dude, Jake just foggy lighthoused the shit out of Jerome's window!
by The Alaskan Hebrew Hammer July 28, 2011
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the lighthouse

When the tip of your erection turns red.
Have you seen the lighthouse lately? Booty boner erection butt slammer
by Long John McSpazatron July 1, 2016
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a lonely lighthouse

a polite version of severe paranoia.
a person (most likely a female) who often feels deeply alone and dismissed for no reason whatsoever, usually only because of the sheer fear. this drives her to the road of insanity and misinterpretaion of the reality. usually winds up saying bad things she does not really think and pushing away people she really likes. she therefore ends up with the instant feeling of guilt, regret and - paradoxically- truly alone.

the lighthouse reffers to the state of mind- a person is so closed within, so self-centered and emotionall that is also extremaly crazy, overthinking and overanalizing in addition.

no one can really stay around the lighthouse too long without getting furious and mad.
- so man, wanna date the friend that I introduced to you?
- I don't know bro, she seems such a lonely lighthouse, those girls are crazy as sh**.
by vlaknejede August 24, 2014
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Light show

an amazing display of lightning, as in a lightning storm, usualy all over the sky.
by Puma1 July 6, 2011
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Lighthouse

As defined by popular comedian Dane Cook : The perfect erection, when the vain leads up in a perfect spiral staircase right up to the thunderdome.
"A lighthouse is required to do the cashew trick"
by Miss Strychnine; February 12, 2006
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Dutch Lighthouse

Either a hetero or homosexual experience where the anal adventurer pulls out with such force that he turns a pink sock into a shit stained brown one.
After Taco Bell, I turned her pink sock into a Dutch Lighthouse.
by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005
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Lighthouse

When a uncircumsized dude pulls up his dick to his belly button and uses his balls as a base so it resembles a lighthouse.
Wyatt walked out of the room so Alex pulled out the lighthouse to get him to look at it when he walked back in.
by AxlebomB August 19, 2011
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