When you wear a sexy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a sex life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.
X: So, How was last night with that hot stranger?
Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.
X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.
Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.
X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.
by Shitrax January 14, 2010
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2. Getting completely fucked up.
2. Getting completely fucked up.
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by SmartMalePerson May 29, 2017
Get the Ligerite mug.A move a guy will do when he's done hugging you in attempts to seduce you.
As he's pulling away, he will graze his hand from one love handle to the other, take a step back, and give you a look like "Hey baby, let's talk. I care about your feelings."
As he's pulling away, he will graze his hand from one love handle to the other, take a step back, and give you a look like "Hey baby, let's talk. I care about your feelings."
Laura - "Hey, I hung out with my boss last night."
Rachael - "Who is your boss?"
Laura - "Gabe"
Rachael - "Oh no! WATCH OUT FOR THE LOVE HANDLE LINGER!"
Rachael - "Who is your boss?"
Laura - "Gabe"
Rachael - "Oh no! WATCH OUT FOR THE LOVE HANDLE LINGER!"
by Hatamatic April 3, 2009
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"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli
"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy
"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli
"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli
"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy
"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli
"But seriously dude...can i become as cool as you?"- rob
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.
by princesslea24 February 1, 2008
Get the Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman mug.Lingerie is a term, derived from the French language, for women's undergarments. These garments are heavily eroticised in American culture.
Often Lingerie is best in appearance on trim and fit females, not big fat porkers.
Lingerie can be in the form of bras, panties (including various forms such as thongs, g-strings, etc.), stockings, teddies, garterbelts, babydolls, corsets, etc.
Can be a fetish of some perversional people.
Often Lingerie is best in appearance on trim and fit females, not big fat porkers.
Lingerie can be in the form of bras, panties (including various forms such as thongs, g-strings, etc.), stockings, teddies, garterbelts, babydolls, corsets, etc.
Can be a fetish of some perversional people.
by Gerald Gasda October 21, 2005
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Deb: Whats a liger?
Napoleon: Its pretty much my favorie animal. Its a mix between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic.
Napoleon: A liger
Deb: Whats a liger?
Napoleon: Its pretty much my favorie animal. Its a mix between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic.
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