Bitch License

An excuse that a girl has to be bitchy and cruel to men. Usually related to past experience with a bad childhood, abusive partner, rape, etc. May or may not be justified.

Justified license:
Dave: Damn, Kate is a hard-ass bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. I heard her ex-husband kept her locked in the cellar for two years and now has custody of her kids.
Dave: Woah, I had no idea.

Questionable license:
Dave: Damn, Lauren is one cold man-eating bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. Three of her ex-boyfriends got charged with statutory rape and are now in mental hospitals.
Dave: Hmmm I wonder why...

by simino873 July 14, 2013

Speaking License

An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.

Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.

by totallynotchris April 2, 2010

Cunting license

A cunting license is a permit to do/say Cuntish things. Used in a rhetorical fashion.

Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.

Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.

_____________
Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?

by Thehotone November 16, 2015

License Plating

The act of identifying or recognizing someone by looking at their ass.

"Jessica! is that you?"
"Hey Adam! I cut my hair, how did you recognize me?"
"Just with some license plating, no biggie"

by Jennifer Groin June 15, 2018

Forklift License

The proof of intelligence. Someone that has a the license to operate a forklift is a genius and the highest form of intelligence.

Someone: *Says anything dumb or stupid*
Me: Says someone who doesn't have a forklift license.

by anonymous September 12, 2020

creative license

License (or privilege, per se) to be creative, clever, and witty. This license can at all times be revoked.

when mgp teases elj about something he is using his creative license.

by uhveeduh March 20, 2009

Nekked License

A document permitting someone to drive without clothes on.

"Hey wanna roll out to Taco Bell, naked?" "Not until we get our nekked licenses, let's be responsible here."

by Julius W March 24, 2007