when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"
Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...
by rathole November 26, 2009
An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.
Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.
by totallynotchris April 02, 2010
Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.
Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.
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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?
Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.
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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?
by Thehotone September 30, 2015
"Jessica! is that you?"
"Hey Adam! I cut my hair, how did you recognize me?"
"Just with some license plating, no biggie"
"Hey Adam! I cut my hair, how did you recognize me?"
"Just with some license plating, no biggie"
by Jennifer Groin June 11, 2018
License (or privilege, per se) to be creative, clever, and witty. This license can at all times be revoked.
by uhveeduh March 20, 2009
"Hey wanna roll out to Taco Bell, naked?" "Not until we get our nekked licenses, let's be responsible here."
by Julius W March 21, 2007