Listerineitis

Drinking listerine wil harm your kidneys your liver, and your social life.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy, that man sniffing gas out of the plastic bag must suffer from listerineitis.

by skip 1 February 24, 2009

lemasteringlife

An immature teen rapper whose music sucks. He claims to be professional but isn't. He once was an avid iFunny user who eventually got banned for posting stupid shit. He's like iFunnyChef or David Chef, however, he is ten times worse. He believes he will become famous; maybe, however, probably not. He is rejected by the entire iFunny community and it'll always be this way.

Yo, David Chef actually did something amazing, he banned LeMasteringLife!

by Platinum3d June 21, 2014

Leathering It In

To claim how bad your situation in fantasy sports is, in a last ditch plee to the fantasy gods you let you win.

Opponent : You've already won, I'm Not going to even bother watching, there's no point, I've accepted defeat......oh look.... I won.

You : Stop leathering it in....cunt

by Wigmo August 31, 2016

listening to jojo siwa

Because Jojo Siwa came out recently everyone in TikTok is joking about how LGBTQIA+ members listen to her and use it as a code.

-Are u listening to Jojo Siwa?
-yes sirrrr

by wetasputhee January 29, 2021

snack lobstering

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.

1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.

by Dr HYH July 9, 2010

Selective listening

Cherry picking only what you want to hear, ignoring the rest like a narcissistic douchebag.

Sally told Jim she wanted to break up with him but they could still have dinner on his birthday and Christmas but all Jim heard was they can still have dinner. He's selective listening, he thinks they're still

dating!

by Snakecharmer June 17, 2015

Easy Listening

Musical genre
Easy listening is a light or popular musical compositions, usually having a prominent melody and a quiet or blended arrangement.

Hey, have you ever listen to Micheal Bublé. Well, he usually makes Easy Listening music to soothe your virgin ears and he's really good at it.

by Vincent Pittman August 12, 2019