left handed braille

The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.
Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?

Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.
by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 03, 2010
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Left hand man

When you are ingunned, inmanned, innumbered and inplanned
by DICKWARIO June 18, 2021
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the devil's left hand

As the Devil is left Handed, one could be considered his 'left hand man'. That is to say, the direct minion of The Devil is an extension of, and by virtue his, direct Left Hand.
I am The Devil's Left Hand. I do his bidding.
by DLH July 28, 2008
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Left Hand SHame

Charlie uses his left hand to whack off.

Charlie and his sister had some left hand shame in the back seat of his stalker van.

Charlie had some left hand shame after he was made a bitch in front of his sister.
by Sheisse Grenata March 05, 2009
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left hand salute

Knowingly showing disrespect to an authority figure....not in the U.S. Military.
When the new boss starts barking orders, you respond with a half -ass left hand salute while replying “Yes Mam, I mean sir”
by MattMurdockEsq May 13, 2018
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Left handed shake

A left handed shake that is often used by a con-artist to get out of a bet or deal. This con-artist tricks the opposing better into a left handed shake to avoid paying a debt.
Damn, Brandon used a left handed shake and weaseled out of buying me a burrito!
by #winning November 03, 2019
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left handed website

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.
There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.
by Crackers08 February 29, 2008
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