At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

by BitchInRed April 04, 2020

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

At Least Seven

A non-response that is given when asked a quantitative question for which you have no answer, or would rather not provide one.

"How many pedophiles from Epstein's island do you think are in our government right now?"
"OH! At LEAST 7"
_________

"How many people have you slept with?"
"Uh- I mean- at least seven."

by Busty Ryan December 19, 2024

At least polkadot it up man

When your friend is pissed that T.I. Will not be in Antman 3: Quantumania. You simply respond “Hey! At least polkadot it up man!”
This phrase is meticulously designed to immediately install happiness in the child’s brain

Example:
“GOD SAKE T.I. ISN’T IN ANTMAN 3: QUANTUMANIA!”
“Hey man, At least polkadot it up man!”
“Okay bro I’m so sorry, I love you!”
Kiss

by Sir Jaiden the Maiden March 02, 2021

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

At least 2

When your buddy asks a really stupid question and you know the answer must be a pretty large number but you don't particularly feel like exerting the mental energy required to respond to it with any degree of accuracy.

Friend: How many grains of rice do you think people have eaten like in total throughout history?
You: Ehhh at least 2.

by h_isthebestletter24 November 08, 2024

at least the fries were good

when a situation or experience is terrible, but you sarcastically acknowledge the silver lining

“Hey Scott, how was the movie?” “at least the fries were good.”

“Judy! how was your date?” “at least the fries were good”

by Letty O’toole May 20, 2018