Skip to main content

Courtesy Laughter

Courtesy laughter is extended to the boss or someone that believe's they are important any time they say anything that is either remotely funny or not funny at all. Usually heard in board rooms in front of the customer or anyone else that may have influence on project funding.
Boss: "Thanks everybody for coming to the meeting and making me feel important"

Boardroom: "He......he.....he...he...."

Alan (whispering): "Damn, did you hear Jeff? That kiss-ass had the loudest courtesy laughter in the room".
by Dulaney71 August 27, 2014
mugGet the Courtesy Laughtermug.

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.
Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.
by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021
mugGet the Constipated laughtermug.

Dead Laughter

A killjoy who lived in the outskirts of Battery City, specifically zone 6. Her best friend was Midnight Tragedy and she died from a fun shot in 2024.
That was not a spelling error.
by a mcr fan February 29, 2020
mugGet the Dead Laughtermug.

Laughter pants

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?
by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011
mugGet the Laughter pantsmug.

Chain of Laughter

When your smoking marijuana with all of your friends, and one person starts laughing, causing the other person to laugh, and so on. This usually ends up with all the friends laughing at once like retards until someone realizes that they are all laughing at nothing - then they laugh even harder.
Last night I started the chain of laughter while holding in my hit because I started laughing my ass off because it felt like the THC was tickling my throat.
by danielttt3 September 1, 2009
mugGet the Chain of Laughtermug.

LAUGHTER

To intake cum through the mouth or vagina.
Last night I let him laughter in me again.
by Patrolman December 24, 2020
mugGet the LAUGHTERmug.

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.
Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.
by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018
mugGet the Red squirts of laughtermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email