Lakota Local Schools

A country schools in the middle of no where. Where the whole school is full of “country boys” who are not even country boy, but call themselves country boys to make themselves look cool. They’re more dicks than actual country boys. And then there’s “gangsters” that are not even gangsters and are wannabe gangsters that would fight anyone there if you’d look them straight in the eye thinking they’re scary where in reality they’re just fools. There’s then lot of blue haired he/she that don’t know what gender they are. They have to keep searching if they’re a girl or boy, but they’re too lazy so they just stay in between.

Scary right? You haven’t even seen half of it. The best thing about their school is that their teachers are cool … kind of sort of not. There’s then students getting it on in the locker rooms. What a nice fit in Lakota! A school so full of their pride and thinking any of their sports programs has a chance at state. Their basketball, football, baseball, softball, and volleyball is a joke. The only good sport they have is Bowling and you can get Varsity so quick; quicker than your dad finishing in you- can’t finish that.

Welcome to Lakota where there’s tons of Gavins spelled differently, things going on in the locker, and stupid students. Tons of wannabe country boys, tons of wannabe gangsters, and tons of no wining sports programs. A school where their athletic director is a creep and was fired from another high school because of a thing that happened.

Some random girl:“Lakota Local Schools is awesome!”

Some random dude: “No it’s not.”

by ehhhwhatsup August 27, 2021

Lakota

(n.)an indian tribe in south dakota

i went to visit my friend who is in the Lakota tribe

by jiga July 7, 2006

Lasso

The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.

"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."

by The Wyld Stallyn April 7, 2010

lackonookie

lack of action, hooking up, kissing, hugging, sexual activity, etc...

"I think I'm about to die from lackonookie diesese"

by melting candles leave marks August 9, 2004

stink lasso

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".

Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>

by Daniel San April 9, 2006

lasgo

one of the best artists in Techno/Dance/Electronia there is!!!

Alone and Sometime are great songs.

by DitzySteph June 26, 2004

Lakota

A really sweet guy who doesn't take life too seriously. He's fun loving and has a great sense of humor. He is incredibly good looking with a fine ass and can usually play a mean round of golf. Because of his incredible looks, he's not on the market for long periods of time, so swipe him up when he's free or else you'll lose your chance. He's really sarcastic and is very caring and helpful. He is also rumored to be fantastic in bed and have a huge dick. If you have the chance to be with Lakota, count yourself lucky, he's a real catch.

"That girl is the one dating Lakota."
"Damn, she is so lucky, that boy is fine."

by Annabelle Green April 15, 2013