chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)

Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.

by batt men December 24, 2008

fish-lipped bitty

A term popularized by the great tv show "Scrubs" describing an attractive women who is bad kisser.

"I know she's yo wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty!"

by cee dub 10 December 16, 2012

Tyler Lapierre

The greatest man in all existence. Creates and destroys worlds with the greatest of ease. Has never been with a woman without her screaming in orgasmic pleasure. The most interesting man in the world amity got Shit on Tyler Lapierre.

The man, the myth, the legend...Tyler Lapierre.

by livepuppetshow January 8, 2013

the lamper

The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them

Dude I gave her the lamper of her life!

by Zolophanz November 6, 2014

Nathan Lapp

The Mushroom God who plays the trumpet.

Nathan Lapp is a guy

by aslkdfjhalsdjfhlka April 3, 2018

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

lapet

Bombay slang for 'keep bluffing, i just wont believe you'. You would say it to a person who likes to keep making up stories that aren't always real. The word in plain terms mean to wrap the thread during kite-flying.

When somebody says, I got a phone call from the CEO yesterday. He wants to implement my ideas.
and you know its not true, thats when you say lapet. (drag it more like lapeetttt)

by Anushi September 18, 2005