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Lancaster is a wonderful, friendly historic town in Lancashire, England. It's worth noting that Lancashire is named after Lancaster, and that Lancaster was an ancient kingdom. If you've heard of The War Of The Roses, well, the Kingdom of Lancaster was part of that.
People in Lancaster are nice and tolerant, and this is said to be due to the fact that the town had maintained a large catholic population despite the English Protestant reformation, so it had ~500 years of "multiculturalism". This said though, Lancaster was recently named the city with the least amount of non-whites in the UK, with less than 1% of its population being non-white. Racism does not seem to be an issue though.
Overall, Lancaster seems to be a place where people are relatively affluent and well-educated. That said, as with most English towns and cities, it has its share "townies" and hipsters. The townies and hipsters seem to have an enmity between them, but are still civil to each other.
Oh, and as for soaping the fountain just prior to the 21st of August 2005, we did that! A kid I knew who came from Morecambe poured a couple of 1L bottles from Wilko's into the fountain and it was a blast! Hilarious! Sooo funny!
Everyone there seemed to have fun that afternoon; you should've thrown someone in!
And last but not least, I should mention I had nothing to do with soaping the fountain today!
Lancaster, England is one funky town!
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Manchester Projects

One of the most feared and worst neighborhoods in the Burque, and all the 505.

Unless you know someone living there you should not wander in.
Oye, where is that pachanga at..?

In the Manchester Projects, vamos.

Chale. I can't I have kids.
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Manchester Method

A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.
Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.
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Manchester

a game invented in Blearwater, Florida. The game involves at least two participants where one participant is to say something definitive, such as: "I will _____, I'm going to ______, I'd _______, I'm tryna ______, etc." Once the participant makes this statement, another participant can say "Manchester," which will then require the first participant to fulfill the statement they had stated within 24 hours (or a specified time frame decided by the participant calling the Manchester). If the original statement is not fulfilled within the given time frame, then the participant who called the Manchester is then enabled to slap the participant who made the original statement, with any level of force decided by the the person doing the slapping. The only way to counteract getting Manchestered is if the participant who made the definitive statement says "Liverpool" IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING THE DEFINITIVE STATEMENT. You can't say it before, middle, or during the statement being made.
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Gentleman or scholar who sales land at affordable prices.
At that price, he is a real landvester.
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The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.
Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.
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levi lancaster

an other name for a silly goose
he is such a levi lancaster
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