Lady Lake FL

An old folks community that is made up of mostly swingers and older men and (mostly) women who are all dtf.

“Dude we went to Lady Lake Fl to visit my mother-in-law and that old bitch tried to fuck me” - Actual quote from me

by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023

Lady Hooker Coin Flipper

Lady Hooker Coin Flipper

Lady Hooker Coin Flipper

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Poo face lady

Quite simply, an adult female who's face resembles, in no small part, a big fat steaming piece of shit.

Look at that fucking ugly bitch! I really can't think of an expression that captures the entirety of the disgust that I feel upon observing her facial features.

How about 'Poo face lady'?

Hmm, yes, that works. Fucking Poo face lady!

by Professor Smythe April 24, 2006

fat lady sings

Meaning that nothing is gonna end till the very last point and till the very last options are gone.

I failed on my spanish test, but it aint over till the fat lady sings!!

by keru smith November 20, 2013

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you

I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

Fountain Lady

Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.

"Scenario: Two people texting each other."

Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??

Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall

Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?

Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*

Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"

The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!

by TooomPhaaaa January 22, 2011