Blue Labia

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.

My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.

by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011

Sonic labia

The sonic clap is someone who’s Labia is so big and juicy that it claps whenever they walk. It is impossible for them to mask the noise. To mask this noise some might yell and shout while walking but is no use. This can cause some pain as your Labia can get caught in tight materials. This disease is very common in Jessica’s who have mums called joy. If u hear the noise of the sonic labia run as it is highly contagious.

Jessica Lang has a sonic labia
Did u hear her sonic labia

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

labiathan

extreme extra roast beef of a woman's labia

WOW that girl i picked up last night has an epic labiathan!
more roast beef than an double at Arby's!

by jacquio May 10, 2011

labia pasty

1. a reason for girls sitting with their legs wide open
2. a tasty snack, can be open or closed

1. look at that girls labia pasty hanging out
2. ooh i could do with a labia pasty, open with salt and vinegar

by Han and Jen June 24, 2005

Labia Giganta

A woman with a GIGANTIC Labia Majora. Usually Abnormal.

TeBucky: Dude, did you sleep with Olabia last night?
Melvin: Yeah dude!!! She had a Labia Giganta.

by Marcus.Olive.34 September 20, 2010

Labia Blueberry

The feeling a vagina/labia has the morning after a night of rough sex, usually with a man with a large penis.

John M has a huge penis and has sex with Jane Virgin. She has a labia blueberry the next day.

by Kayfive March 30, 2007

labia

The stretchy skin around a vagina.

"I licked around the smooth surface of her labia."

by Jenell Bordan January 27, 2003