load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

switchover load

a common asphalt plant excuse related to an inferior sample of asphalt.

Ah, don't worry playboy, that sample is bad because it was a switchover load.

by The Cage of asphalt March 11, 2009

peak load

The largest volume of semen that a man has ever discharged in one orgasm.

Wow dude, I think I shot my peak load right in her face. Must have been close to 8 ounces. I have been saving up for a month. You should have seen it. I must have fired a dozen shots before it stopped. She loved it!

by revolver2010 August 5, 2010

Baby Loads

The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.

*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*

Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!

Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!

by whereised March 21, 2011

rear end loader

a homosexual male who indulges in anal sex with another man also known as a fag

that guy is doing that other guy in the arse he's a rear end loader

by james2468 November 18, 2006

shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...

by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011

blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015