Irish lightsaber 

A broken off beer or liquor bottle, (in some instances, a broken pool cue) used as a jagged weapon in a fight. Usually the person brandishing it is Irish, pissed off, and swings it around like a lightsaber.

I nearly got cut in the face with an Irish lightsaber when the soccer hooligans were rioting outside the bar.

Irish lightsaber by Dr. Claw February 8, 2009

Mexican Lightsaber 

Utilized by many across the world - specifically "Hector" M.

Actual definition: Weed eater

Hector M. Utilized the double bladed Mexican Lightsaber in the front yard to ensure that Gino's grass was cut to even.

Mexican Lightsaber by The Rambone August 19, 2013

Siamese Lightsaber Battle 

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

Siamese Lightsaber Battle by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Marker lightsaber 

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

Marker lightsaber by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021

Black Lightsaber 

When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'

Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off

Black Lightsaber by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023

Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one 

Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!

I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!

Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one by Goomba420 March 30, 2023

the brown light saber 

after inserting your penis into a persons booty, you wave your penis around in a circular motion while saying "I am your father"

Dude I gave that girl a the brown light saber after watching the trilogy last night.

the brown light saber by brandi ford July 26, 2006