lightsaber

a plasma based energy sword that can cut nearly anything.

your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

by therealcaptainrex September 29, 2023

Lightsaber

lightsaber is a cringy way to describe a dick.

usually used in mlm wattpad stories. Don't use it and don't try to be different it is just dumb 😭

Boy 1: Ay dude check out my lightsaber!
Boy 2: Ayo that's big as... it's not gay because i'm wearing socks 😍

by cheeseburger568 June 4, 2022

Lightsaber

A short laser pointer

"Ow,he hit me with a lightsaber"

by Brian The Worder June 18, 2022

lightsaber ripstart

When you have a blue lightsaber and you ripstart your ass so hard you bleed. Then the mix of the blood and the blue lightsaber turns it purple. This is the unknown reason of why Mace Windoo has a purple lightsaber.

Luke: How does he have a purple lightsaber?
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart

by RipStartGod May 3, 2020

Lightsabering

When you are using a fluorescent condom on a half-hard penis to move it in circulars moves. You also can turn off your lightsaber by giving a hip impulsion to throw your penis to your back, between the thighs and then quickly tighten your legs

I couldn't have a good erection to fuck this girl so, instead, I do lightsabering

by PigeonCorp December 5, 2019

Lightsabers

New name for Sword fighting.

When 2 people hit each other with their penises, mostly erect. Gay and straight people play it.

The goal is really just to hit each other with their dicks until one gives up

Hey Jeff, want to go into the bathroom and play lightsabers?

by Obi Juan K May 20, 2025

Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021