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lighter probation

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1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
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all lighter

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Variant: all-lighter

All-lighter, to pull an:

When you intended to pull an all-nighter but ended up falling asleep with all the lights on instead.
I was gonna stay up and study last night, but I accidentally pulled an all lighter instead!
by this-is-ridiculous January 26, 2012
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red lighter

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term used to prevent drunk friend from hooking up with ugly guy/girl can be used openly without alerting ugly girl/guy of whats going on
dude i cant find my lighter, have you seen it? "what color is it" its my red lighter
by n1cK228 January 27, 2011
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lighter'd knot

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A knot taken from a pine tree used as kindling for a fire. The best ones come from old pine trees that have been struck by lightning or cut down and allowed to dry out.
Skeeter, git me a lighter'd knot to start this fire.

That hogbear is chunking lighter'd knots.
by Ms31771 August 28, 2009
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white lighter myth

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A superstition among the stoner culture that smoking marijuana with a white lighter (especially a Bic) is bad luck. This superstition persists to the point that many smokers will refuse to smoke until a non-white lighter is found. A possible reason is that many smokers will cover the bowl while inhaling to slow the burn rate or use the end of the lighter to pack the bowl. These both leave telltale burn/ash marks which would be most apparent with a white lighter.
"The white lighter myth is totally true; I would never smoke a bowl with a white lighter"
by TFLAO October 2, 2007
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Red Lighter Myth

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the urban legend that possessing a lighter that is predominantly red will bring bad luck upon the beholder and all surrounding members.
"Yo man, come hit these headies!"
"No way, man! The red lighter myth.. Not unless you throw that red lighter in the trash and whip out a new one.. I'm not trying to die."
by Rob C-Money November 30, 2006
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When a new roommate comes in for the first time and starts talking about intimate sexual experiences and is generally inappropriate.
"Hi"
"hi"
"So i met this guy and he was like lets do things and i was like okay and he was like...."

Dude shes so lighter in the bra.
by OHNOitsayes August 16, 2011
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