Of a lifetime

An overused term designed to generate artificial enthusiasm for some mundane experience.

I am flying to Cleveland to take job cleaning gum off sidewalks; it's going to be the ride if a lifetime, the trip if a lifetime and the job of a lifetime all rolled into one!!

by Kroenig September 11, 2019

Anti-Lifetime Channel Day

Another way to say Father's Day.

It was Father's Day, so I said to the single dad with the deranged ex-wife, "Happy Anti-Lifetime Channel Day!" And he cracked the fuck up.

by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge June 22, 2009

0 and a lifetime

pronouced like the letter "O and a lifetime", this phrase is commonly used while watching baseball games and someone who isn't hitting the ball well is at the plate.

Oriole Fan #1 - There's two outs, bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th, who's on deck?

Oriole Fan #2 - Miguel Tejada

Oriole Fan #1 - Oh great, Tejada is "0 and a lifetime" against this pitcher. It's over.

by Huha93 December 8, 2010

The Lifetime Wank Award

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating

I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award

by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 25, 2010

A lifetime with Rachel Jones

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.

DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!

by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025

dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.

I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by Saint Marys Inferno October 6, 2016

Performance of a lifetime

AH's performance in court. dramatic production.

AH gave the performance of a lifetime in court & lost.

by Melonpan June 16, 2022