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taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).
With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.
by EdRBr June 3, 2006
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learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006
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lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle
Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure
by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021
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Intercourse Kids Lessons

Sexual intercourse, also called coitus, or copulation, reproductive act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract.
by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
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Lessons in Meme Culture

a shitty youtube channel who came out the second behind the meme fell off. he gets much more subscribers and views than behind the meme but with way less of the hate.
urban dictionary user Interenfy: Lessons in Meme Culture is pretty much the better version of behind the meme
me: no he isnt hes just as bad as behind the meme and has been making videos since he fell off!
by Thanks for the Backshots August 14, 2024
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YOUR Lesson

Did you learn YOURS?
Hym "Did you learn YOUR lesson? Did you learn the difference between natural and imposed consequences yet? Because I didn't impose anything on anyone. You have to come here (where ever HERE is) to see me. That's something you're doing voluntarily. I told you not to do the thing that was going to get your kids killed. You did that deliberately. YOU, on the other hand, are trying to impose consequences on me, with authority you don't actually have, and using your kids a post hoc justification. So... What happened? What actually happened, you know, like, in actuality? Because... It looks like you tried to impose some consequences there and then incurred some natural consequences... I mean, at a glance. Right? That IS what happened there right? I mean, who knows! Maybe I'm just a delusional schizophrenic."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
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math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
by Zappi November 17, 2016
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