F.L.A.F.

Funny Lookin' And Fat

Don't be mad at me 'cause your bitch be lookin' F.L.A.F.

by The man of the 3rd floor September 12, 2005

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

'look, theres a MILF!!!'

by cheezy November 7, 2002

g.i.l.f

GRANDMA/grandpa ID LIKE TO FUCK

damn suzy i wanna fuck your grandmas soggy,wet hairy clitoris wat a g.i.l.f!!!!!

by phill March 4, 2005

P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

M.I.L.F.A

M.I.L.F.A (adj)

Mom I'd like to fuck analy.

Is a play off of the popular M.I.L.F or Mom I'd like to fuck.

Boy 1: Did you see Jimmy Peterson's monm at the pool the yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah I know her ass was so tight.
Boy 1: Yeah she is a total M.I.L.F
Boy 2: No dude, with an ass like that she is a M.I.L.F.A.
Boy 1: Totally, Mrs.Peterson is a M.I.L.F.A!

by xxColemanxx September 6, 2008

M.I.L.F

Midgets International Liberation Front:A secret organization founded in the depths of the oriuela costa in spain by a former midget who could no longer stand for the discrimination against midgets!, working to eventually destroy texas and bring back a world without jews...or whites...or blacks....or anyone over 4ft tall. There plans arfe coming true and we shall all perish.

M.I.L.F is coming run for your lives

I think he`s in M.I.L.F
M.I.L.F scares me

by Milfmasta January 21, 2009

A.I.L.F

Asian I'd like to fuck

Damn, Ching Chong Min is such an A.I.L.F, she's got A cup boobs, and is barely 4 feet tall. Fuck yeah.

by asianinyoface July 21, 2010