Keeney

One who is receptive to the advances of a cougar

Can you believe that keeney? He brought back a 38 year old to his parents house last night.

by Vanderdrift August 6, 2009

Kleenex Kiss

Having a wank into a Kleenex tissue.

James: I'm not feeling too well
Ted: have a Kleenex kiss mate

by ShittyAussieDefinitions April 21, 2015

farmer's kleenex

the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.

this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.

dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?

no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) June 7, 2005

keener

canadian slang for a brown noser or suck up..negetive term

"She bought the teacher a present?! What a keener, eh?!"

by person here May 13, 2005

keener

Someone who loves school and education

You are such a keener

by Sherbet July 12, 2017

kreeper

A male who awkwardly stands in the corner or a crowded bar scanning the scene for an intoxicated female. Usually settling for a slump buster.

Look at Joe in the corner over there scopin' that fat chick. What a kreeper.

Did you hear that Kevin pulled a kreeper last night and banged that Mexican prostitute?

by .,., July 2, 2008

Cleavage Kleenex

When you rub your dick in between a girl's cleavage (titty-fuck) and then blow so hard it shoots up her nose and then dribbles back out

"oh dude i was titty fuckin milly last night and i shot so hard i gave her a cleavage kleenex!"
'niiiice"

by Pat-Man May 16, 2008