Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!
by zacthemac November 1, 2019
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In the realm of Persian slang, a "koon nashoor" person takes the crown for being hilariously absurd and incredibly full of contradictions. They're like a feminist who secretly loves masculinity and dreams of getting married but loudly declares their hate for marriage. They're also as contradictory as a communist who loves America but declares a hatred for the USA. Get ready for a wild ride of mind-blowing fabrications and audacious statements that will leave you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief. These "koon nashoor" individuals have mastered the art of hilarious deception, making them the rock stars of absurdity.
Masih Ali Nezhad is undeniably a koon nashoor of the highest degree. Her actions and behavior epitomize the essence of being full of contradictions, deficiencies, and a penchant for spreading false information.
by Artahasis July 7, 2023
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The koon piece is one of the second of the hidden treasures of the swamp along with the goon piece. It is the slur of the swamp and means an African American person eating out a woman and the woman farts through her vagina making him darker in color. Only woman who have been Marked by the koon piece could make this Happen. If a woman were to be marked she would have to bust down and spit on a golf ball while a tall man is doing the splits. This will open up a portal to summon the treasure to which you would sacrifice your virginity for a koon piece mark on the labia
That bitch had a koon piece mark and farted all on my tongue
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An African American performing completely stupid activities to make the African American race look bad.
That man is being a koon and performing Koonery.
by Joshua.ss July 22, 2021
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Someone who can't be seen in the night with teeth that are shining bright.
That Koon was in a dark alley and all I could see is his teeth.
by The RONA Wigger January 7, 2022
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What you call someone when they're being mischievous and/or they like to steal they bros shit
My nibba Benjamin was a koon cuz he stole my heart. (Full homo)
by B.S. the koon duo May 23, 2019
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