absolute koon

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

by zacthemac October 31, 2019

Kooned

The act of getting incomprehensibly destroyed from smoking large amounts of marijuana.

"dawg, im kooned outta my mind right now."

by Koon man rich July 17, 2022

Koon

Someone who can't be seen in the night with teeth that are shining bright.

That Koon was in a dark alley and all I could see is his teeth.

by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022

Koon-eh Lagh-am

Vulgar Persian slang used to signify insouciance regarding something. The phrase literally translates into "my crooked arse".

Mehrnaz unfollowed me on ig... Koon-eh Lagh-am I just blocked that jendeh

by mjrx May 28, 2022

Cing Koon's*t

1.There "AIN'T" no fucking belt i Kant Cees it.

2.My Nigga! @#$% (oops) -ninja- {LlIitTEerRaAalLlLYy (R = y- upside down backwords and flipped)

Cing Koon's*t an his damn band again.

by Do$moro September 22, 2021

Koon

An African American performing completely stupid activities to make the African American race look bad.

That man is being a koon and performing Koonery.

by Joshua.ss July 21, 2021

Koon

Lyric

Lyric called a white man hot, she is a koon

by Thethingsiwenttheutogwt2herea July 24, 2021