The Koala

When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.

Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.

Greg: Awsome!

Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.

Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.

by Rex Dutchman October 14, 2010

Awkward Koala

Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.

"Why is that dude running towards me?"

"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"

Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.

by WuddupRIBSBFJEFH May 7, 2011

baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia

1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.

by buddythebetta February 22, 2012

Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.

by GermanVermin August 19, 2014

oily koala

a female grease monkey

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

by Sexydimma April 19, 2015

koala fuck

the act of fornicating an extremely tall girl by wrapping your legs around her (like a koala), climbing her lanky, slender legs, and fucking the shit out of her holding on for dear life.

Yo Chris, you see that blond 7 foot 2" chick on the czech republic national basketball team?

- Yea man, I'd koala fuck the shit out of that lengthy cunt.

by johnny erasmus December 25, 2010

Koala Ears

Australian slang for the pubic hair sticking out on either side of a bikini.

Hey mate, check out those koala ears!

by Nightsguy June 24, 2009