Kủtzu 

The greatest, most feared Slapshot player alive.

Kủtzu is a Japanese word that was formed in 1803, the day after Erveon developed an older version of the world-renowned game, Slapshot, in which players would use an enemy soldier's head as a puck and have a game of Ice Hockey.

'Kủtzu' was always the winner, and the name has been passed down from generation to generation, with it always staying in the same bloodline.

Kủtzu is the greatest Slapshot player alive!

Kủtzu by Kủtzu (Kutzu) January 21, 2020

double klutcher 

Hard worker pulling out the stops.

Look at you double klutcher! You're getting your coins by working so hard!

double klutcher by Doishka January 5, 2018

knutzon 

1. perfect; sexy; smart; cool
2. a woman of the perfect mold
3. a wonderwall

That girl is definitely a knutzon.

knutzon by Philly love May 24, 2006

Kutz 

To clean in a frantic, body involved manner.

The residue one might find on the bottom of one's shoe after a stroll in the dog park, or on the floor in the kitchen section of a fine five star restaurant establishment.

A word one might use after a painful experience or a situation of high level frustration.

An "awesome" bumbling man powered by large trans fatty filled sandwhiche's, left-over pizza, and tubs of mello yellow and seasoned curled french frie's.

Uncontrolled Rage

"Clean the kutz out of that tray"

"I stepped in kutz."

"Kutz that hurt"

"What the Kutz is he eating?"

"He's kutzing out on me."

Kutz by Lynnette DM May 21, 2008

klute

One of the 2.5 clubs in Durham, UK, Klute is the smallest sweatiest shit hole I have ever had the displeasure of visiting. Now exclusively for students, the music in Klute is always cheese, the students are always hammered, and the walls are always dripping with sweat.
Supposedly voted the second worst club in Europe in Sky magazine a few years back, it was then promoted to first place when t's rival in Belgium burnt down.

"Anyone going to klute?"

"No, it's shit."

klute by OllyB July 6, 2005

klutch 

In an online game this is when there is one player left and the other team has more than one player left.
If the player kills everyone and wins the round it is called a klutch.

Did you see that klutch from whoever before!

klutch by HellPwnz September 26, 2006

klut 

using ones mohawk as a clitoral stimulant

She never called back after joe gave her the klut

klut by Joe Pesce November 12, 2005