ass-klamp

two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds

Joey: "so why is Mike in the hospital?"
Rick: "he got caught up in some ass-klamps"
Joey: *shakes head* "...poor guy. were they-"
Rick: "fully clamped? I'm afraid so"
Joey: "I can't believe this"

by Jamboo August 29, 2006

klamille

An underrated ship from to (The Originals) Klaus changed a lot more for Camille so go away Klaroline

I ship Klamille more then I ship it Klaroline

by Raining August 2, 2019

Klamba

Klamba is a form of sex. It's when a female, (hardly ever a male) sucks on a man's eyeball and then licks and sucks their penis. This creates a thick, milky layer over the penis. The female (or male) usually licks this fine layer. Many refer to it as tasting like sweet, hairy cranberries. If the male you are klamba-ing with has eye problems, you probably shouldn't try this dirty form of sex. When klamba-ing, the male may feel an itching, burning sensation that is addicting, yet painful. The eyes may turn a bright hue of red.

OHHHHH BABY! NICE KLAMBA THERE! LET'S GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND, BUT THIS TIME LET'S DO IT WHILE MAKING HOT BABIES! I LOOOVE YOU!

by kLAMbababeY June 6, 2010

klam

female genitalia; vagina

"She was nice in the sack, not to mention, she had a really nice klam"

by jifejisn December 8, 2014

Klamath Falls

The armpit of Oregon, a total shit stain of a town. Population 40,000... but why the fuck would that many people want to live there? Otherwise known as the Dirty Klam, (due to the filthy white trash, and disgusting majority of obese men, women, and children, and the meth head infestation in town) and also known as Klam-Meth Falls, ('nuff said). Home to a few 12 step treatment centers, (because there's nothing to do here except drugs) Oregon Tech, (the highlight of town), and a few famous stinky hobos, such as Wolverine, and Panda Bear. Natives of Klamath Falls seem to be the most fucking brain dead, ignorant people you will ever meet. There is also a good chunk of white boys who try to act black thinking they are hard. Go ahead and challenge one of them to a fight, they will run like little pussies when the real thing is about to start anyways. There are plenty of teen moms, and illegitimate children in Klamath Falls. This is due to the fact that some are too fucking stupid to know what a condom is, or they spent that condom money on drugs. other common excuses for having children include: they couldn't afford birth control, and I dont believe in abortions. Well way to go ya fuckin retard because now you're barely paying any attention to the kid you are supposed to raise and ruining his or her life so you can go and smoke meth, teach them to smoke meth, steal, teach them to steal, or stab someone.

Most women in this town usually have more children than missing teeth, (which is a ridiculous amount), and the tweakers! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Klamath falls is a fucking disgrace
welcome to the dirty klam bitch.
Hey Klamath Falls inhabitants, I'm gonna ask you to do something neither physically nor anatomically possible: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
come on down and visit klamath falls, where the house prices are cheap because its a shitty fuckin' place to live or visit. Come see klamath lake which is basically a giant toilet covered in algae!

by Jasonic January 11, 2013

Kammi

Born to be a Boss Babe. Runs with wild horses and cannot be tamed. Is kind to others, but takes no shit. Try to run one by her and she’ll rope you, cut you, brand you and tell you to git. She’s one hell of a hand, so be prepared to hear her truth.

Kammi is a boss babe.

by BossBabe18 September 23, 2018

klamydia

something silly and sticky

Kristoffer is a klamidian

by sepe April 2, 2005