Kim Jong-Il

The yellow pee stain left in tighty whiteys.

Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.

by Worms Ergonnaeatcha December 30, 2011

Kim Jong Un

a fat fuck with a big missile

i like Kim Jong Un as he is going to blow up America

by YappyHamburger7 March 28, 2018

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

Kim Jong Un

An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.

My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.

by like brah brah brah April 8, 2016

Kim Jong Yum

When your Korean girlfriend uses her grandma's kimchi as lube and then you eat her out after creampieing her.

Jim: Did you hear that Andrew ate Katelyn's Kim Jong Yum last night.
Will: For real? My mouth is watering.

by Joey Steele July 8, 2018

Kim Jong Oops

The medical action of botching a heart surgery resulting in the death of a powerful tyrant that had the power to behead you.

Gim Chung: I cant seem to save this insufferable douchebag. Oh well. I guess I’ll count this one as a “Kim Jong Oops.”

by TKforReal April 25, 2020

kim jong un

a vegetable aha

Kim Jong Un is in 'vegetative/vegetable' state.

by ur mom aha April 25, 2020