a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.
Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.
Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
Intelligent Sexy , dark chocolate / chocolate . Very athletic , loves sex . Hes mean , and also loves food . Very open to love if you drop everyone for him in an "instant" . He knows how to treat you . He holds you every night .BUT DONT PISS HIM OFF . He's everything a girl would wish for.