Kenneth

noun Oblivious roach. Someone with olive colored skin that looks like a roach. Sometimes used as pet.

Look at that kid. He looks like a Kenneth

by Puzzyyyyy slayaaaa December 26, 2014

[Kenneth]

A very hot red headed boy! who hates to talk on the phone... but loves hes best friend. Loves basketball.. hates school. never has money.

I love my best friend kenneth!

by Carlena Metcalf October 30, 2008

Kenneth

You know someone is a Kenneth when... 1. He can't be seen at night, 2. He makes absolutely no sense when he speaks, 3. Can't justify any of his beliefs, 4. Makes horrible jokes, and it is an overall cornball. Everyone knows one.

Yo, you make no sense you're such a Kenneth

by RJDJK January 4, 2012

kennett square

A historic square mile small town in Pennsylvania mainly governed/financed by wealthy business merchants, which lies directly in the center of the impoverished hispanic migrant labor area Kennett Township. It's the official mushroom capitol of the world, yet ironically there is no longer a mushroom farm left in town. (Kennett) High school is comprised of half hispanics who work eight hours after school and half emo kids who hate everything, especially (unionville high school). The town is self governed by an idiotic borough council, and an overly friendly mayor. While a typical building in Kennett Square sells for 1.5mil, a typical building in Kennett Township is burned down for insurance money. There is nothing to do after 10pm except get pulled over and harassed by police.

Things to do: The parties are alright, but be ready to run. The only cool places are Chansonette, Half Moon bar, and Tera the recording studio. You can buy a book at one of six book stores, drink coffee at one of four coffee shops, or eat at one of fifty half ass restaurants. You will end up spending your time getting arrested, telling tourists where longwood gardens is, or staring at the Currie's girls. There is a good chance you will get side swiped by an illegal immigrant with no insurance on your way out.

Things not to do: Ever come here.

"I got off on the wrong exit, how do I get out of here"

by J27 January 20, 2005

Kenneth

God of all gods, lord of all lords and master of all masters

Kenneth was furious when the biff was rå

by erkestyle September 4, 2019

kenneth

stupid fat poophead

i dont like kenneth

by trtuhslayer September 24, 2015

Kenneth

He will steal yo girl. Hide yo bacardi cause he'll steal dat to. Usually with a mullet and a slight toe fungus. Hide em!!! Warning may also borrow yo clothes.

Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause kenneth is out here rapin erybody.

by Mr. yaaaa November 14, 2010