ken

Dead beat dad who only worries about how many times a woman tells him she's pregnant and how many kids he can deny.
He ken not be a good father to a denied child.
by wasn't me January 27, 2007
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Ken

1. A Major Loser

2. A Lovely Friend Who Is Loved By Lots & lots of People

3. A Jelous Guy

4. Believes He Is Batman, Which brings me Back To Major Loser.

5. Always Makes You Smile.
Wow, Look At Ken Go, He Looks like Batman



My Best Friend Is A Ken
by ChinaDollGod December 15, 2008
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Ken

Used to let someone know that they are telling you something they have told you previously.
Keith said, "I have these two friends that whenever they get drunk..." and I interrupted with, "Ken!" He blushed, realizing that he had told this story to me before.


"Feel free to 'Ken' me, if I've already told you this one", Ann said to her girlfriend.
by AlyciaJade January 24, 2009
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Ken

basicaly a male karen
me"omg he said he would kill my dog bc it was barking"
friend"omg fr"
me"ya hes a ken" (male karen)
by coochieman2020 November 2, 2020
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Ken

The dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the face of the planet. If breathing wasn't an involuntary muscle movement a Ken would suffocate to death.

You can't trust a Ken to do anything right. A Ken thinks his way is the best way but it is actually the most fucked up thought that has ever been thought up.

A Ken is so fucking stupid that he can get a disability check for being mentally retarded for his name alone, that isn't including his actions (their fucked up also).

A Ken can never be a leader. He is very easily influenced by others like him.

Dugan's are a lot like Kens. They are absolute poison if you ever get them together on a team.
That is so fucked up that a Ken must have done it!!!

That is so Ken. How stupid!!
by Russian beauty December 22, 2016
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Ken

"Dude, you're paying for my ticket."
"Stop Kenning me!"
by Stella Zinman August 7, 2009
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Kens

Cute sexy young man with very big a(pp)etite
Oh that sexy young man over there is a right kens
by Xenis December 10, 2021
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