Kung Fu Panda 

1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot

Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda by BrotherBob March 8, 2013

Kung Fu Phil 

An flash program designed to give people seizures.

'Hey Bob! I found this cool thing called Kung Fu Phil! It has a picture of a -- ' *THUD* *TWITCH*

Kung Fu Phil by Drake Dracoli June 10, 2003

kung fu panda 

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

kung fu panda by Matty Matarangelo February 23, 2009

Kung-fu Shiss 

A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.

Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.

Kung-fu Shiss by Har the Czar February 11, 2006

Kung Fu Sucking 

It's when an Asian girl is sucking multiple penis and is jerking off another two

John: Me and a bunch of friends went to Jackie's house and guess what happened
Steven: she gave you guys a Kung Fu Sucking

Kung Fu Sucking by Señor-Papi July 14, 2015

Kung Fu Warrior 

1. (noun) An indivdual whose dance moves consist primarily of kicks and punches. (Generally used to describe goths.)

Kung Fu Warrior over there almost kicked my head off during "Assimilate".

Kung Fu Warrior by blizack November 27, 2002

kung-fu for jesus 

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

kung-fu for jesus by mofojimbo August 2, 2009