Krazy koon

When a raccoon convinces himself he's a penguin because he's tripping balls on acid

Dude, is that a krazy koon?
I'm not sure man, I'm tripping balls

by TittyboyKILLA March 29, 2017

Kooned

The act of getting incomprehensibly destroyed from smoking large amounts of marijuana.

"dawg, im kooned outta my mind right now."

by Koon man rich July 17, 2022

koon koon booty

when a girls booty so fat it gives u a boner and is just hella juicy

Damn Xavier did u see how Taneesha got tht koon koon booty k.k.b

by Bad Bxtch November 30, 2017

Koon

A last name that has been made offensive. This Koon is not spelled the same as this Coon, which is a short term for a raccoon. Koon originated from Germany, Dutch, and Chinese. It is a person's name not an insult. Completely different word from the "racial slur".

Hello, my name is William Koon.

by TKoon October 18, 2024

Koon nashoor

In the realm of Persian slang, a "koon nashoor" person takes the crown for being hilariously absurd and incredibly full of contradictions. They're like a feminist who secretly loves masculinity and dreams of getting married but loudly declares their hate for marriage. They're also as contradictory as a communist who loves America but declares a hatred for the USA. Get ready for a wild ride of mind-blowing fabrications and audacious statements that will leave you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief. These "koon nashoor" individuals have mastered the art of hilarious deception, making them the rock stars of absurdity.

Masih Ali Nezhad is undeniably a koon nashoor of the highest degree. Her actions and behavior epitomize the essence of being full of contradictions, deficiencies, and a penchant for spreading false information.

by Artahasis July 7, 2023

absolute koon

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

by zacthemac October 31, 2019

koon piece

The koon piece is one of the second of the hidden treasures of the swamp along with the goon piece. It is the slur of the swamp and means an African American person eating out a woman and the woman farts through her vagina making him darker in color. Only woman who have been Marked by the koon piece could make this Happen. If a woman were to be marked she would have to bust down and spit on a golf ball while a tall man is doing the splits. This will open up a portal to summon the treasure to which you would sacrifice your virginity for a koon piece mark on the labia

That bitch had a koon piece mark and farted all on my tongue

by Smurf black AJ skibidi expiry September 13, 2023