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Klaus

A Klaus is a middle european person, he normally wears glasses is bald headed and extremly smart he can solve really complicated problems in a few seconds if you ever have the luck to meet a Klaus don't let him go, he could be the solution to all of our problems.
A:"Who's that over there?"
B:"That's a Klaus!"
by Cyka137 November 25, 2021
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Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.
Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.
by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025
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Klaus

He is a bad boy in the vampire diaries and he can be nice when he wants to be, he normally goes for blondes and loves to eat people
Caroline: Did you just eat him
Tyler: it was Klaus Mikelson
by Jdhejwishdnksixhf May 1, 2022
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Klaus

A Klaus is a middle european person that wears normally glasses he's bald but also extremy smart. If you ever find one don't let him go because he could be the solution to all of our problems.
A:"Who's that ?"
B:"Who?"
A:"The smart looking person over there."
B:" Ahh he is a Klaus, he's extremly smart.",
by Cyka137 November 25, 2021
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Klaus

A man that Russians want to cum inside. Russian women also want to destroy his dick.
Посмотри на Клауса, он такой горячий, я хочу скакать на его члене, пока он не кончит

Look at Klaus he's so hot I want to ride his cock until he cums
by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022
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Klaus

Random person: who’s threat?
Me who’s that?! Who’s that?!! That’s Klaus the hottie
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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klaus peter

most german name ever
knows his english

deutsch af
Teresa Dad
whats your daddys name?

his name is KLAUS PETER
by jurassicaderboZz September 11, 2017
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