Kaiser dawg

When you slip your junk out of a hot dog bun and scream with your thumb up your ass.
by 1738 breezy 16 December 17, 2016
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Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise
Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!
by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024
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Kaiser, MO

The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.
1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!

2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.

1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?

2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
by CFizzle1988 December 29, 2011
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straight down the kaiser

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser
by why so glum son March 31, 2018
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Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.
Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?
by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
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Kaisered

The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.
Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.
by killadilla31 July 05, 2014
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Cj Kaiser

by DJ Nikki tots December 10, 2018
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