Kaisering

To dump the blame on someone innocent because they are of a loud nature and probably from overseas.

(In a classroom)

1: This teacher's a b*tch
Teacher: who said that?
1: Person 2
2: Why are you kaisering the poor guy

by kinky_feet February 20, 2024

Kaiser, MO

The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.

1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!

2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.

1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?

2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.

by CFizzle1988 December 31, 2011

Kaiser

To talk in a discord voice chat

I begged doomsday to Kaiser

by Flash-Jayden November 26, 2021

Kaiser

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German

Kaiser I love you

by By Ruby March 13, 2020

Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!

by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024

Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021

Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. （＾ω＾）

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024