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The judge and jury of misinformation

Said of a person who has so little self awareness that they don't understand they're screwing up, professionally speaking, big time. The new version of saying " the emperor has no clothes on" and isn't aware of it.
Brian Stelter is the judge and jury of misinformation.
by Sexydimma February 2, 2022
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Jury Duty

An interruption to your daily life courtesy of the American legal system.

A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.

A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.
January 21st was a wasted day in my life waiting around the Rockland County NY Courthouse.
by Wendy January 24, 2004
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jurch

a noise used to express joy or often used as a greeting to friends. must be very loud and distracting.

usually accompanied by an mmm...
mmm...JURCH!
by Eri August 3, 2003
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Jurin

Look at this Jurin in a corner.
by variari October 8, 2019
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Jurnee

Jurnee is a caring, hilarious, intelligent, beautiful young female, who will not hesitate to email the staff of your school and get them fired :). Anyways, she is not only that, but also a typing QAAWEEEEN and doesn't let people tell her what to do. BROOOOO she is also is probably a hell of a lot smarter than you so DONT TRY HER. Goodbye babes
Girlie pop 1: How is Jurnee gorgeous, nice and smart?
Girlie pop 2: I KNOW RIGHT? How does she do it?
Girlie pop 3: I'm pretty sure she's high but ok...
by youbetchaimmadothisnow November 6, 2019
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Jurassic cunt

A disgusting woman with an old, constantly used, stretched out vagina, one that is possibly also yeasty like a dusty muffin. Normally used as a insult in a roast fest.
Go back to the old folks home you Jurassic cunt (with that sexy tank of oxygen)!

That cougar has a nasty Jurassic cunt; not even plastic surgery could fix that mess.
by Knows way too damn much November 6, 2010
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flimber jurble

i want a mfing flimber jurble rn
by nerogfys April 10, 2021
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