A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.
by Tsumaranai January 6, 2008
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by Jon M. S. July 20, 2003
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by Jelani Fields October 18, 2008
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Amber: Lol I know right, we could have a threesome.
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Juan's sooo nerdy and weird. He's always talking about pokemon and super mario
I kissed Juan yesterday and his lips felt amazing!!!
Juan's sooo nerdy and weird. He's always talking about pokemon and super mario
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Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.
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