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Juggling Brown

When one is in the process of turtle heading a turd and continuously sucks it in and out whilst heading towards a bathroom.
"I was juggling brown that entire walk across the forbidden section." Said Dobby while fingering Hermione. "What's that smell?!" Exclaimed Harry.
by George Richard Sweet May 20, 2021
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Juggling the Boys

I’m going to be fifteen minutes late, I was juggling the boys.
by DatRoon May 22, 2021
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Junk Juggling

Grabbing your pants at the crotch and twisting your hips while moving the pants fabric with your hand. Men do this to get their penis and scrotum in a more comfortable position.
Man, my dick's stuck to my sack, I got to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.
by chunkifeat June 11, 2008
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Bubble Juggle

The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.
"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".
by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011
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academic juggling

n. When students compete against one another to see who can sidetrack their professors the longest by asking loaded questions that will require long drawn out answers; the juggling part happens when students ask mini follow up questions to keep the conversation going and going...
I asked Frank what would happen if the Prime Minister played a happy slapper prank on the minister of justice and he went on for at least ten minutes just trying to figure out what to say, man academic juggling sucks.
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juggling mince

Verb
The action of one who is struggling to locate the clitoris and stimulate a female correctly
Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!
by Pavel Nedved July 2, 2004
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juggle toes

Toes that overlap each other. Its supposed to mean that your good at sex. Some people have them and others dont. The luckey few that do, well they have something..........
Oh, dude check out that chick in the two piece red bakini, shes got serious juggle toes, I bet she rocks in the sack.
by coots2009 June 12, 2009
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