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juggling the ponies

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.
Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.
by jackal38 May 6, 2011
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Attached Juggling

The action of playing with Astrojaxs. Astrojaxs are often referred to as AJs, so Attached Juggling is an anagram and can also be shortened to AJ.

A term to describe toys similar to Astrojaxs. This includes brand name toys like monkey knuckles (two free moving balls on a string with stoppers at the end) and home maid astrojaxs.
"I like to go to the park and do some Attached Juggling in the fresh air."

"Look at this new Attached Juggling toy I made! Its four wooden blocks on a string. Its no Astrojax but I think its pretty cool"
by Questionever January 8, 2012
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Junk Juggling

Grabbing your pants at the crotch and twisting your hips while moving the pants fabric with your hand. Men do this to get their penis and scrotum in a more comfortable position.
Man, my dick's stuck to my sack, I got to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.
by chunkifeat June 11, 2008
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Bubble Juggle

The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.
"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".
by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011
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juggling mince

Verb
The action of one who is struggling to locate the clitoris and stimulate a female correctly
Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!
by Pavel Nedved July 2, 2004
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johnson-juggling

The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.
1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.

Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''

Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''

Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.

Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.

Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011
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academic juggling

n. When students compete against one another to see who can sidetrack their professors the longest by asking loaded questions that will require long drawn out answers; the juggling part happens when students ask mini follow up questions to keep the conversation going and going...
I asked Frank what would happen if the Prime Minister played a happy slapper prank on the minister of justice and he went on for at least ten minutes just trying to figure out what to say, man academic juggling sucks.
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