Juan

A 15 dimensional horse that appears in random high places in photos
Aka: THE ELEVATED ONE

Bruh: damn, look at Juan standing up there

by I’M GONNA GO GET SOME CHEEZ November 2, 2020

Juan Cristobal

It’s a loving, caring and a unique person. They can be sexy and funny at the same time. You know you have a special connection with someone when you look eye to eye; that’s a Juan Cristobal. If you ever met someone like Juan Cristobal, never let them go, you’ll regret it. This slang makes reference to Juan Cristobal Varas, a great artist.

Girl 1: I met the best guy ever!
Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
Girl 1: definitely!! He’s the best and special

by FloBL April 21, 2021

Maia juan

A typical asian, smart and cooks rice

Yo maia juan is my bestie because shes asian

by Wocco November 3, 2022

Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.

Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!

by John232115 September 12, 2011

Juan Pablo

A Juan Pablo is one of the most amazing people you will ever know. A Juan Pablo is cute, sweet, kind, gentle, and probably the best kisser ever. If you ever get a weird sensation in your stomach then you know your around a Juan Pablo.

Girl 1: OMG did you see that hit guy over there!

Girl 2: Yeah! He's so a Juan Pablo.

by HorseLover3399 May 22, 2016

Juan

Four simple words. Best guy out there. He's one of the most amazing guy out there. He's adorable,cute, dorky, can be the sweetest guy, and just plain hot. If you happen to meet someone like him you should consider yourself an extremely lucky girl. He's a person you will and can call your best friend, he will always be there and will go through so many obstacles just to stay with you, and that's what makes him even more great as a person. He is perfect. He can be gentle and will always have that sexy side to him that will make you fall madly in love with him. Juan will make your bad day into a great day with just one simple smile from him. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world that matters. No matter what, he's worth sticking to in any situation. I know I am and I will. <3

Juan is such a gentle guy.
I'm in love with Juan

by JayyyJayyy1009 December 9, 2012

Juan

This is the sexiest type of nigga you can find anywhere. If you find a juan, and your name is Rosa, send nudes.

I saw juan the other day, so i decided to send him nudes

by Rumpleforsekin December 19, 2016