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Joris

Joris is a true friend. He would even wipe your ass if needed. Even without paper. You can count on him, always. Business on top, party on the bottom. Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

Me: 'Joris, how are you?'
Joris: 'I am like the boom boom pow'
Joris, how are you?
by CGRRRRR November 22, 2021
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He’s a pure BEAST and the most beautiful man on earth. His IQ is 145+ so when he is drunk he can beat your ass.
His style is master, that’s why they call him the king of style.
His hair has a epic flow. He is a boss in the gym and in bed!
He is also rich af because he is a BEAST!
His Special abilities are: super cum, he is super fast at making street tiles.
by Daggoe November 22, 2021
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Joris is like a GOD. Even better than god. Probably the best guy you’ll ever met!
Joris is more admired than god
by Godmodeactive November 22, 2021
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Big headed dude, who skips gym and gives dumb excuses for it. Is really bad goalie.
Jori won't come to the gym, because he's having a cough for a third week already. What a weak bitch.
by you_got_epic_pranked November 22, 2021
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Joris’s are the bestest friends you could ask for. Their taste in music is amazing. They’re kind and genuine and are always there for you if you need them. A Joris is extremely talented in everything electronic and are very passionate about the things they love. A real animal lover.
My friend Joris is so loyal.
by carrotfarmer November 22, 2021
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Beautiful you will probably scream his name every night in bed.
Joris is beautiful.
by Babbie huts November 22, 2021
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Angels are jealous of her beauty. Every man in this world adores her. She is the perfect human being. A unique and lovely girl . Any guy would be lucky to have her. Immensely intelligent, although she can have that goofy attitude that makes men fall for her. Great smile, perfect sense of humour, caring and loving. Inspires others. She is one of the nine muses, and surely the best of them. If you are lucky, you can meet one Jori in your life. Does not like to repeat what she said. Can be stressful, but van be fixed in a minute when you make her laugh! A dreamy wifey. Overall, she is one in a million.
Have you seen that girl? She’s gifted, beautiful and amazing!
- yeah, you could say she’s a Jori!
by Rayshit November 20, 2021
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