Joner

A. An erection that has a justifiable cause and is not of a random nature. B. The opposite of a roner.

When the stripper started giving him a lapdance, Brian got a joner.

by DonE BDS March 1, 2010

Jonerthan

heathers lover

heather loves jonerthan

by heather December 8, 2003

Jonzer

When you have a boner but you have nothing to fuck. :'(

I had a jonzer because my girlfriend couldnt satisfy my needs :(

by Marijuana237 May 26, 2011

joner

When your dick reaches full excitement, but your boner only goes up to 1 inch long.

Jonah Choi had a joner today in the middle of presenting a report.

by Cockisgoody November 29, 2011

Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

jongering

it means rollo and lant are the best

<rollo> lolz, i looked it up on goggle while you were jabbering away :o~
<lant> ._______.
<lant> i was not jabbering!
<lant> it was more like
<lant> jongering

by optimus lant March 24, 2003

Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011