Jonesing

Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".

Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"

by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008

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Jonnying

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.

Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)

by KingSnotty April 14, 2011

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connering

Acting like a dumbass idiot for no reason at all

Look at that fuckhead! He's connering so hard right now.

by Ashley1994 November 5, 2015

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jonening

To act or say something that portrays you as a stupid person, act like you have no brain, or like your head is in your ass.

Person 1: Dude stop jonening, it's getting annoying.
Person 2: Sorry bro I just can't help it

by Bruhhhhhh76354 September 17, 2016

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Joekering

The act of hitting something or someone with your breast. Preferable breaking it.

Wow the was she's joekering that watermelon with her boob is really amazing

by Ro0ske January 6, 2017

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jennerino

sexy mature boy that gets lots of girls and very athletic. Often times anton will be associated with someone more intelligent, hotter and funnier than the people that wish they were him.
Damn look at that guy, he's almost as sexy as jennerino.

I wanna suck his... oh hi jennerino.

by gijs084 February 24, 2017

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