Jonder bang

a state of mind in which someone says or does something that hurts you deeply and then they mysteriously disappear into the night. Derived from jon demenkov.

‘ah here bi, jon put her on some jonder bang earlier, she was in an awful state‘

by geyakidd February 1, 2020

Joner

n, Slang.

A red-haired, pale skinned person, who is a suspected Amish.

His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.

by Boaz September 16, 2004

Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.

(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"

by xomattwilsonox November 30, 2009

joner

To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious

I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself

by David Wrightsman September 5, 2007

Jonker

A very stuck up teacher.

That Teacher is Such a Jonker!

by TyphoonOfNoise June 20, 2016

joner

A habitual marijuana smoker.

That dude is a hardcore joner.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010

Joner

A Joner is also known as a retard or a tard which ever u like best =)

Ugh Nick your sucha Joner.

by Lorixcore116 October 3, 2007