Jonning

Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.

Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.

by Anonymous army October 28, 2017

Jogging

A male sport where balls go back and forth.

"Jim just went jogging. You should have seen those balls going back and forth!"

by Jo Mammmmmmi March 6, 2003

jogging

Smoking Marijuana while driving right before work.

"Drew and David went jogging for a while, but David had to be at work by 3:00."

by earthschild420 September 25, 2004

Jogging

Refers to the act of making out.

I was just out jogging with the hot chick from my bio class

by D-ROC_14 August 31, 2006

Jogging

Jogging- the sexual act of arm pit sex (see pitting) while the arm is in running motion; done to add a little bit more friction for your significant other.

Tom: “Bro last night Stacy pitted me in her car!”

Brad: “Did Ol’ Faithful erupt dude?”

Tom: “Yeah man once she started jogging for me.”

by Bubooska May 1, 2019

Jogging

Another word for having sex

1- Tonight I'm gong for a long jog
2- Sorry I'm late, I was jogging until 4 am

by avidejogger April 3, 2009

wobble jogging

Wobble jogging occurs when an overweight person trys to run and their flab jiggles or wobbles

Look at that guys fat wobble as he chases that cupcake, he must be wobble jogging.

by loki_kewl June 21, 2009