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Johannes

johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
by NebenHannover September 19, 2022
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Johanne

emo ass sociopath looking ass midget. we cool.
by mattabm December 2, 2017
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ea johanne

Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017
mugGet the ea johannemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
mugGet the Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.mug.

Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me
Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe
by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
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johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !
by peperuda July 13, 2017
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Johannes Roug

by TheRealShrimplyPepples November 28, 2017
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